in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Happy Father’s Day
To all the dads, especially the ones who missed out on a lot of things with their kids.
Fight strong, fight hard, come home. - Unknown
I can’t wait.
(via rania94)
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
IT’S BACK
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
(via butyoucancallmeboss)
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
(via itskylestyle)
(Source: 30rockasaurus, via death-by-lulz)
Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him:
“please grab your homework on your way out of class”
(Source: fuckisonyobiscuit)
